funny shit and odd facts


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  • Barbie’s measurements (if she were life-size): 39-23-33
  • Coca-cola was originally green
  • Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury
  • Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2) poodle; 3) golden retriever. Dumbest dog: afghan
  • The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters
  • First novel ever written on a typewriter was “Tom Sawyer”
  • There are more collect calls on Father’s Day than any other day of the year
  • Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles PER YEAR
  • It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs
  • Men get hiccups more often than women
  • Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better
  • Chances that an American lives within 50 mi of where he/she grew up: 1 in 2.
  • Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $440,000
  • City with the most Rolls Royces per capita: Hong Kong
  • State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
  • Chances of a white Christmas in New York: 1 in 4
  • Portion of US annual rainfall that falls in April: 1/12
  • Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28
  • Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38
  • Estimated percentage of American adults who go on a diet each year: 44
  • Percentage of Americans who say that God has spoken to them: 36
  • Percentage of Americans who regularly attend religious services: 43
  • City with the highest per capita viewership of TV evangelists: Washington DC
  • Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80
  • Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50
  • Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce or separation: 58
  • Percentage of women who say they are happier: 85
  • Number of different familial relationships for which Hallmark makes cards: 105
  • Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
  • Percentage of Americans who have visited Disneyland or Disney World: 70
  • Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches
  • Portion of ice cream sold that is vanilla: 1/3
  • Portion of potatoes sold that are French-fried: 1/3
  • Percentage of Americans that eat at McDonalds each day: 7
  • Percentage of bird species that are monogamous: 90
  • Percentage of mammal species that are: 3
  • Number of US states that claim test scores in their elementary schools are above national average: 50
  • Portion of Harvard students who graduate with honors: 4/5
  • Chances that a burglary in the US will be solved: 1 in 7
  • Portion of land in the US owned by the government: 1/3
  • Only President to remain a bachelor: James Buchanan
  • Only first lady to carry a loaded revolver: Eleanor Roosevelt
  • Only president to win a Pulitzer: John F. Kennedy, for “Profiles in Courage”
  • Only president awarded a patent: Abe Lincoln, for a system of buoying vessels over shoals
  • President who discovered a new proof for The Pythagorean Theorem: Jimmy Carter
  • Only food that does not spoil: honey
  • Only bird that can fly backwards: Hummingbird
  • Only continent without reptiles or snakes: Antarctica
  • Only animal besides human that can get sunburn: Pig
  • Ostriches stick their heads in the sand to look for water
  • An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it
  • In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees
  • Polar bears are left-handed
  • Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
  • Eskimos never gamble
  • The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910
  • The youngest pope was 11 years old
  • Mark Twain didn’t graduate from elementary school
  • Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses
  • Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner
  • Your nose and ears never stop growing
  • Jupiter is bigger than all the other planets combined
  • The parachute was invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1515
  • They have square watermelons in Japan … they stack better
  • Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation

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