Death by Parrot and more

Death by Parrot

It sounds like the parrot had it in for Mrs. Fannie Stewart. Source: Los Angeles Times, Sep 25, 1947.

Posted By: Alex | Date: Wed Sep 10, 2014 | Comments (8)
Category: Animals, Death, 1940’s

How to kiss a girl

Whatever you do, don’t kiss a girl unless she uses Listerated Pepsin Gum, the chewing gum that makes it safe to kiss!

Posted By: Alex | Date: Tue Sep 09, 2014 | Comments (8)
Category: Love & Romance

If you remember Japan has a Rabbit Island . Well, they also have Cat Island. Wonder how many of these islands there are? What kind of island would you like to see guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHLLDOyZepY

The Crazy Crow of Tullyallen

The Irish town of Tullyallen is being tormented by a “crazy crow.” It chases schoolchildren down the road, pecks loudly at windows, and attacks dogs.

The crow has become such a well-known nuisance that it’s been written about in the local paper, and it now has its own Facebook page.

However, some people speculate that maybe the crow is just lonely.

Posted By: Alex | Date: Fri Sep 05, 2014 | Comments (4)
Category: Animals

 

Sock It To Me

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The owners of a 3 year old Great Dane took him to the vet because he was groaning and trying to throw up. After x-rays showed a mass of something in his stomach, the vet decided to operate. The surgery progressed something like a magician pulling hankies out of his pocket as the vet pulled sock after sock out of the dog’s stomach. It was 43 in all pictured above. Fortunately the doggie came through just fine. Man, I’d hate to have to foot the bill for that though!

Beer Jelly

If you’re a big beer fan, you can now spread beer on your toast, in the form of beer jelly. Available for $28 from uncommongoods.com.

Posted By: Alex | Date: Thu Sep 04, 2014 | Comments (8)
Category: Food

Home heating with beer cans

Back in the late 1970s, Bill Tolle of Woodlawn, Ohio figured out a way to use empty beer cans to heat his home in the winter. Basically he made a solar heater, with the empty cans trapping the sun’s heat. But the beer can angle perked the media’s interest.


Picture from People magazine, May 3, 1982
The Bryan Times – Mar 5, 1977

Dinner On The Fly

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We have all heard cautionary tales about hawks or large owls picking up small dogs as prey while the dogs are outside. But one would think a pet would be safe in the house AND inside a closed cage, maybe not so much. Last Sunday an owl flew into a tenth floor apartment through the balcony door, opened a bird cage, killed one canary and traumatized the other one inside. The pet owner found the owl still in her home, then it flew back out and nonchalantly perched on her balcony for a photo op. The least it could do after killing her pet!

 

Funeral Potatoes

The dish that most people in America know as potato casserole is referred to by Mormons as “funeral potatoes.” Because it’s customary for Mormons to serve this potato dish at funerals. The logic, I suppose, is that it’s comfort food. Wikipedia says that the typical ingredients of funeral potatoes are: “hash browns or cubed potatoes, cheese (cheddar or Parmesan), onions, cream soup (chicken, mushroom, or celery) or a cream sauce, sour cream, and is topped with butter and corn flakes or crushed potato chips.”

Funeral potatoes are one of a number of foods specifically associated with funerals in some cultures. Another example, previously mentioned here on WU, is Yorkshire Funeral Biscuits. And the Amish have a dish they call Funeral Pie, which is a raisin pie.

There must be other funeral-specific dishes, but I haven’t yet found them.

Posted By: Alex | Date: Mon Aug 11, 2014 | Comments (8)
Category: Death, Food

NO LONGER WEIRD
by Chuck Shepherd Copyright 2003. All rights reserved.
Updated: August 1, 2003

The following kinds of stories were formerly weird, but they now occur with
such frequency that they must be retired from circulation:

1. an old, widely-advertised phone-sex number is reassigned to a
church/charity
2. suspicious package thought to be a bomb, turns out to be something stupid
3. robber leaves his ID [wallet or appointment card for probation officer or etc.] at the scene
4. peace/brotherhood conference erupts into violence
5. robber on getaway accidentally hails unmarked police car
6. political candidate dies but still wins the election
7. family thinks he’s dead, but he’s not and attends his own funeral
8. hunters shoot each other
9. funeral home owner neglects/mixes up bodies
10. “victimized” drug buyer complains to police that someone sold him weak or bogus drugs

11. some countries prohibit giving children certain names
12. in middle of an obvious drug raid, customer wanders up and asks cop if he can buy some drugs
13. shoots himself while supposedly demonstrating gun safety
14. global warming caused by animal methane
15. burglar gets stuck in vent or chimney
16. courthouse visitor/defendant inadvertently places contraband on the
x-ray tables at entrance
17. burglar falls asleep during job.
18. family accidentally leaves behind a kid at a highway rest stop
19. driver’s license applicant crashes into examiner station before or during test
20. [Oops! It’s about the same as number 15]

21. overdue-library-book scofflaws actually go to jail
22. DUI tickets for “driving” a bicycle [or horse or riding lawn mower or etc.]
23. starts fire because can’t stop smoking even though hooked up to oxygen machine
24. gasoline thieves check quantity in tank by using a match or lighter to peer inside
25. older teacher/younger boy relationship
26. firefighter with an arson habit [to keep in practice or to feel wanted or etc.]
27. local election ends in tie, settled (by law) by coin flip or draw of cards
28. Japanese men committing suicide because of overwork
29. angry customer drives car right through store’s front door
30. heating-oil delivery to wrong house, resulting in flooded basement

31. postal worker hoards mail because he’s behind in delivering it
32. bank robber hails taxi or municipal bus for getaway
33. the annual student cheating riots in Bangladesh
34. criminal on the lam goes on national tv talk show and mentions that he’s wanted
35. dog steps on gun, shooting the master
36. pack of animals breaks into liquor cabinet or fermenting vat, get drunk
37. a loved one died at home, but the relative never gets around to burying him or her
38. school zero-tolerance policies for “weapons” that are purely, obviously ornamental
39. amateur videographers set up miniature cameras in restrooms
40. animal-hoarding (mostly of cats) women

41. carjackers who never learned to drive stick shift and must abandon the car
42. criminal suspect evading police, jumps in river to escape, and drowns
43. young-looking adults impersonate teenagers and return to high school
44. African nation’s rumors of people with power to make penises disappear
45. humongous abdominal cysts removed in surgery
46. unlabeled urn with loved one’s ashes mistakenly stolen or sold at yard sale
47. husband takes his wife back even though she just tried to kill him
48. judges punish young people by forcing them to listen to [classical or polka or etc.] music
49. hit-and-run driver drives on and on with body or bicycle in grille or windshield
50. criminal, cornered by police dog, bites the dog

51. burglars leave footprints in snow, directly to their homes
52. [Oops! It’s about the same as number 48]
53. video shoe-cams or smoke-detector-cams to spy on women
54. Japanese making many silent hang-up telephone calls against former lover or business partner
55. robber smashes store’s surveillance “camera,” but it’s only the lens, and it captured his face
56. inadvertently tries to cash a stolen personal check at the store [bank] where his victim works
57. accidental bombing of house by airliner’s “blue ice”
58. elderly citizen trying to convince bureaucrat that, contrary to records, he’s not really dead
59. elderly motorist makes wrong turn, gets lost for days
60. bands of criminals videotape their entire crime sprees for kicks, but makes it easy for cops

61. parents frolic while their small kids are left home alone
62. people trying to outrun police while driving slow-moving vehicles
63. combining jellyfish gene to produce another plant or animal that glows
64. imposter cop has car with flashing light, stopping motorists, accidentally stops real cop
65. parents who leave their small kids locked in hot cars while they frolic
66. inmates who advertise innocently for penpals on lonely-hearts pages on
the Internet
.

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