15 Wildly Inappropriate Pumpkins For A More Shocking Halloween

Posted: 10/24/2014 4:32 pm EDT Updated: 10/24/2014 4:59 pm ED

Sometimes the classic Jack-o’-lantern design just won’t cut it for Halloween. You need something a little bit edgier.

If you’re looking for pumpkin decorating ideas that go far beyond the triangle eyes and toothy smile designs of yesteryear, get inspired by some of the most inappropriate ones the Internet had to offer:

  • 1

    First of all, that looks like a butt.


    You don’t even have to carve this one to be inappropriate.

  • 2

    That one really IS a butt.


    Try not to look at this one too long.

  • 3

    This guy really overdid it last night.



  • 4

    But not as much as these guys …



  • 5

    … or these two.



  • 6

    We didn’t know Unicorns even HAD sex.

    You know, since there aren’t that many of them?


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