THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY AND MORE

THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY

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# Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

# Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

# Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

# Ya’ know… there’s big money in kidneys… and this guy’s got two of ’em.

# Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?

# Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

# Damm! There go the lights again…

# What’s this doing here?

# That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

# Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

# Sterile, schemerle. The floor’s clean, right?

 # What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?

# OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

# This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

# Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.

# Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.

# Isn’t this the guy with the really lousy insurance?

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parrot

doggy

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