Etsy store FableBedworks makes and sells this Spaceship Bed for $14,300. As you can see, it’s f***ing awesome. Unfortunately it only fits a standard twin mattress. Not nearly enough space (!!!) for me and all my cats. And before you suggest that I take the bed and make the kitties sleep on the floor, do you know about cats? Clearly not. If I did something like that, it would be my final sleep. Know what I’m saying? I’m saying they’d murder me, man! Send help.