Top 10 Ways To Re-Use Your Sex Toys Around The House

Top 10 Ways To Re-Use Your Sex Toys Around The House

 Sex toys, we’re guessing everyone knows what they are. For those who don’t, here’s a brief description: toys you use when having sex or intercourse. They don’t mean “use your wife’s dildo as a door stop” or “use your fake vagina as a towel holder.”

“Hey, honey! Have you seen my butt plug? I can’t seem to find it and I’m unsure where it could be?” “Oh yeah, dear! It’s in the top of the bottle of wine. I couldn’t find the cork!” “Oh, OK! Did you wash it first?” “Hmmm, I don’t think so, no.”

We’re unsure how to explain this so we’ll just go with: Here’s top 10 ways people have re-use sex toys around the home. Enjoy. Just thank an Imgur user for the images – minus the ideas hopefully.

10. Towel Holder


9. Door Stop


8. Orange Juicer


7. Pen Holder


6. Beer Holder


5. Wine Corker


4. Drain Plug


3. Lamp Stand


2. Drain Unblocker


1. Handbrake Handle


We are sure this is now going to open the flood gates to TV programmes such as “Totally Unexpected Uses For Sex Toys” and a “House Sex Toys: Using Them Around The Home”. Just as long as we don’t go to our Grans and she has a butt plug where her orange juicer used to be.


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