Top 10 Ways To Re-Use Your Sex Toys Around The House

Top 10 Ways To Re-Use Your Sex Toys Around The House

 Sex toys, we’re guessing everyone knows what they are. For those who don’t, here’s a brief description: toys you use when having sex or intercourse. They don’t mean “use your wife’s dildo as a door stop” or “use your fake vagina as a towel holder.”

“Hey, honey! Have you seen my butt plug? I can’t seem to find it and I’m unsure where it could be?” “Oh yeah, dear! It’s in the top of the bottle of wine. I couldn’t find the cork!” “Oh, OK! Did you wash it first?” “Hmmm, I don’t think so, no.”

We’re unsure how to explain this so we’ll just go with: Here’s top 10 ways people have re-use sex toys around the home. Enjoy. Just thank an Imgur user for the images – minus the ideas hopefully.

10. Towel Holder

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9. Door Stop

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8. Orange Juicer

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7. Pen Holder

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6. Beer Holder

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5. Wine Corker

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4. Drain Plug

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3. Lamp Stand

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2. Drain Unblocker

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1. Handbrake Handle

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We are sure this is now going to open the flood gates to TV programmes such as “Totally Unexpected Uses For Sex Toys” and a “House Sex Toys: Using Them Around The Home”. Just as long as we don’t go to our Grans and she has a butt plug where her orange juicer used to be.

#sex_toys#different_uses#around_the_house#humor

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